Do’s & Don’ts: December 1, 2007
December 1, 2007
DON’T
Have you ever wondered what a virtual drug lord would wear in SL?
Firearms. Excess bling on every appendage laden with religious symbolism (Dear Jesus, I pray you help me make mah money today. And if the bitches get up in my grill, hep me smite them with my Ruger .44. And Jesus, give me the courage to smack my betch up propa. Amen). Tattoo overdose. Oil slicked skin. No shirt. Poorly textured pants with trademark violation.
Perhaps he doesn’t realize how many fashion trespasses he is committing because his tiny sunglasses are stabbing into his head, thus, damaging the area of the brain that governs good choice making.
Someone needs to snake whisper that python into constricting.
Credits: Sarcasm Consultants – duckyfresh Watanabe, Paulie Tamale.
CAN ANYBODY TELL ME WHERE I CAN FIND SUCH BODY OIL FOR MY OWN AVATAR AND/OR OTHER AVATARS WITH WHOM I SHARE FRIENDSHIP?
Is that a toothpick in his mouth? Please God, let it be a toothpick! *prays to the tattoo*
Ummmm…..I think he’s kinda hot…DON’T JUDGE ME!
Oh god, his snake is….just…so…..BIG. He must be a whole lot of man. *swoons*
Wait. This isn’t Catero?
You’ve got tagged! Hope you will find this amusing. If not, ignore it.
cat? moire here, doing shameless meme spam: just tagged you – http://bossanovasl.com/2007/12/03/tagged/. c’mon, all the cool kids are doing it :D
I need a snake like that. Who makes ‘em?
haha
it seems there are plently of readers that (like me) found that image actually hot regardless of it’s many DON’Ts.
he is the king of bad though so no wonder